1. You always play your best golf when no one is around.
2. You always play your worst golf when you’re with your buddies.
3. I will never walk 18 holes during the South Carolina summer ever again. If I can’t afford a cart, I just won’t play. Period.
4. Tim Jones uses the Bugs Bunny scoring system.
5. There’s no use yelling “fore” when you play with Terrell.
6. Pull carts are a pain in the …
7. There’s no use buying expensive golf balls unless your Tiger Woods or Phil Mickelson.
8. #16 at Pine Lake is the longest 178 yards I’ve ever played.
9. $10 to walk 18 holes at Pine Lake is one of the best golf bargains in SC (if it’s Autumn and there’s a cool breeze).
10. Pepsi tastes the best after 18 holes of golf with your friends.